latavia and latoya look like freshmen trying to get into a senior party
there are people who can have sex with no strings attached
and there’s nothing wrong with that
but if you know you’re not that person
then don’t act like you are
GUESS WHAT I’M DOING
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
the only boys i need in my life:
- michael (kors)
- christian (dior/louboutin)
- jimmy (choo)
- louis (vuitton)
- tommy (hilfiger)
- yves (saint-laurent)
- giorgio (armani)
- louis-francois (cartier)
the only boys yall can afford
don’t fall in love with me. i will leave you in the frozen food section of the grocery store and i will not come back for you. that’s why storms are named after people.
THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
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